1 more day until Virulent Vessels' release... To celebrate the release of Virulent Vessels tomorrow, I bought on the man himself for an interview. Introducing... Gobbledygunk!

Greetings! It is I, Gobbledygunk! Now let's get this interview started!

Alrighty, Gobbledygunk! What was the inspiration for this game of yours?

Well people love violence... Watching men bash each other's skulls in... It makes for great entertainment, does it not? Are you
entertained by this?! You sick and twisted individual!

Uh... Right... Well, how long has this game been going on for?

A few years... Maybe a few hundred... Thousand... A few hundred thousand... A million...

Well it definitely was not that long!

Well it's felt like a long time...

Did any wishes from the previous victors stand out to you?

These victors come and go, and when they do, I forget about them. They are quite forgettable indeed...

I would have thought their fighting capabilities would stick out to you at the very least.

Their ability to fight was lacking, if you ask me...

Well, what candidates do you believe have the highest possibility of winning this go around?

I don't know... Al the Dancing Bottle?

Wait... THE Al the Dancing Bottle? What is HE doing here?

Who can say...

Well, the contestants will be finding themselves in many different battle rooms throughout the competition... Which one is your favorite?

Well, I don't want to spoil any surprises, but I do have one at the very end that will be quite enjoyable to watch...

Can't wait to see it! Unrelated to your competition, but what kind of music do you listen to?

Well there's this song on the radio I like to listen to, it's called "Only 14U." I've been listening to it on loop ever since I became ruler of this god forsaken place...

Doesn't it get old after a while?

Do you ever quit running your mouth?

I think this interview has gone on for long enough... Any closing remarks?

Buy Virulent Vessels tomorrow, August 14th! Reclaim your second chance!

I'm confused, what does that mean?

INTERVIEW OVER!

Well, you heard the man! Pick up Virulent Vessels tomorrow and reclaim your second chance!